B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 08, 2021

So THAT’S why I never catch any!

The more beer they drink, the less you have to worry.

Fear not.

If they meet the wrong “fish,” they’ll need a bigger boat. ;)

These poor sea sick fish. How can you tell when a fish is sea sick? They are all green around the gills!

Smell something fishy, eh.

As long as you didn’t see dynamite you have a chance….

Was it 1st order beer you smelled, or 2nd order beer (beer already filtered thru human kidneys)?

If you think that the purpose of fishing is to catch fish, you’re missing the point.

Can’t fish without beer

Fishing is the cover for drinking beer at breakfast.

I am soooo ready for a boat, a beer and a blond. What could possibly go wrong?

Bet there will be a lot of “hold my beer” talk during this fishing excursion.

Up for de bait?

If they jump in the water to try to catch you, you’re probably safe.

How do fish smell?

As bad as ever.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat that day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

Once they are “three sheets to the wind” the only thing you have to worry about is them ‘trying’ to bait the hook instead of their fingers.

“CAVEMEN GOT BEER!” d;o)

Watch out for dropped bologna

Some men come out in a boat just to drink beer…

Those are Asian Carp and they’re actually upset it isn’t a motor boat. They really like to dance to the vibrations of a good prop!

Considering that they’re intelligent, talking fish, the only reason I can surmise for the panic is that when they see a baited hook, instinct takes over.

Not my pal and I. But you could smell crullers.

They’re only in trouble if the fishermen have a graduated apprentice baiter.

Don’t give up. Your next meal could soon be available.

MMMMMM Beer battered fish and chips.

It is funny how you never hear of fishermen drinking wine.

I’ma goin’ fishin’, Mama goin’ fishin’ ‘n’ Baby goin’ fishin’ too. (Fishin’ Blues, by Taj Mahal)

to arms! oh .. no… wait