B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 13, 2021

Lemon crush maybe?

Sourpuss!

That leaves me feeling bitter.

He laughed at Jane.

This guy must truly harbor a “death wish.”

“FOOD FIGHT!”

Don’t make lemonade! Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!

Well, well…others under an apple tree would have developed a theorem about gravity in this case

Oh great. One more of em “violence against men is funny” gags in comics.

To quote Omar Bradley: “The wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and with the wrong enemy”

Jane: “You make lemonade your way and I’ll make it mine.”

… “(By the way),” … “How does that taste?”

Or in this case lemon squash….

Hey, you could make a battery and charge your smartphone with that.

Lemon tree very pretty/ And the lemon flower is sweet/ But the fruit of the poor lemon/ will leave a bruise if someone smacks you in the face with it.

He should have seed that coming. Now she’ll beat him to a pulp!

And they say "He (or she in this case) who ‘laughs’ last … "

Gratuitous violence is not particularly funny (except in the case of the Road Runner cartoons … but that is a boomerang effect. Wiley Coyote is trying to use violence and it comes back on himself… very Karmic!)

“I believe if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find someone who’s life has given them vodka, and have a party!!”-Ron White

She’s annoyed. Came in second in the “Meanest Person Of Us All” contest.

Looks like a need for a little Lemon-First-aid there, but I get where you’re going mean chick.

Or make a smoothie since they already have chainsaws in this era.

In order to make lemonade, life has to give you sugar also

Fat broad got him good! They’ll teach him to shut up! OR will it?

“Needs more sugar…”

(◉﹏ʖ ◉)

So putting lemon juice in a squirt gun as a child was wrong? (Asking for a friend)

Peter, Paul, and Mary, “Lemon Tree” 1995

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons never go back to the used car dealer

Wow, never forget the power of the Broad’s upper arm strength!

Well, I guess he sees the gravity of the situation now

Lemonhead!

Now kiss…

Get some tequla and salt!!!!

Lemons? Lemon trees are tropical plants. It’s already been established that BC’s community lives in an area with snowy winters, and even glaciers (Grog is a “pre-historic” man who thawed out of a glacier).