Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 24, 2021

You need a new sport…..like tiddley winks.

last time I played, I shot my social security number…ack!

I shot my age, but it was only the first nine!

Now I want to shoot my caddy.

Can’t you get a caddy like Mr. Goldfinger had? He would drop your golf ball out of his trouser leg in a good spot. And no one argued with that caddy too.

Even golfers from Holtsville, NY (with the lowest zip code, 00501) are pretty successful in shooting their zip code.

I would be happy to shoot my area code.

I shoot my age every time I golf. Usually by the 15th hole.

Golfer:

Shoots a 5

Yells Fore

Writes down a 3

Also, remember that golf is only flog spelled backwards.

I had an uncle who was a terrific golfer. He was good enough that was a scratch golfer – no handicap. As he got older – especially when he was in his 80’s, he’d get angry with himself if he shot his age. While he couldn’t drive the ball as long as the young guys he golfed with, he’d kill them on the putting greens.

He continued playing golf right up until he died at age 94. His idea of retirement life, after my Aunt died, was playing golf in the spring, summer, and fall, and shooting pool in the winter.

Goldfinger also cheated at cards!

i am a very consistent athlete- my golf scores are quite similar to my bowling scores

I could probably shoot my age… provided it’s on a 9-hole course.

I don’t know anything about golf but, isn’t playing in a sports coat and tie a little much??

Wouldn’t it be easier for him to shoot his IQ? Well, maybe not.

how do you shoot your age??

Golf’s not that hard. I remember how people were so impressed when Tiger Woods shot a 62. Shoot, I could do that and it only took me nine holes to do it…Tiger needed all 18 of them.