Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 26, 2021

You need at least two hairs to part.

He has wavy hair…..it’s waving goodbye.

Bird needs feathers NOT hair!!

It looks like he got all dressed up with no-hair to go.

But, it’s said that parting is such sweet sorrow. ;)

I still have a part. It’s just REALLY wide.

Hair just succumbs to gravity. It leaves the head for ears, nose, eyebrows and other body parts lower down.

Duck down!!

I’ve had 40+ years to get used to the “extra wide part”.

From “parted” to “departed”.

parting is such sweet sorrow

He’s got his down. Them is the bestest feathers.

Ladies and gentlemen, It’s Open Mic Night with Shoe….

My last “hair day” (good or bad) was back in the Nixon administration, as best I can remember. . . .

I know a guy whose part has migrated from the top of his head to the top of his ear. Combovers look ridiculous. I have better things to worry about than where my hair went (same place my dad and grandpa’s went)

Years ago, my former college roommate, who was starting to turn a distinguished grey, chided me that I didn’t have any grey hairs. I replied that they fell out before they got a chance to turn grey.

I tell barbers, “I want it to look like a flattop that’s lost its will to live.” Sometimes they got it; most times they didn’t. Now that I’m going through male pattern baldness, it’s a lot easier to do.

BOOOO

My part has had a parting of the ways.

That’s right, give up the Part…especially if it leaves a Depression!

Hair today, gone tomorrow

At his age parting is such sweet sorrow.