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As Mom used to say “Those better not be my good sewing shears”. Well gee Mom, it’s not like you have any “Bad” sewing shears, and no other scissors in the house work well enough to get the trading cards off the cereal boxes. No one ever Said. After all, lazy we might be, stupid we were not.
Holy crap. He’s trimming all the way to the top of his skull. Which brings to mind a thought. Has anyone ever seen the Wizard’s hair. Is he shaggy, bald, buzz cut, what?
(feels repulsed and unamused by this cartoon; wishes future “Wizard of Id” cartoons for this site (and certain other places) would not be like this one)
B UTTONS almost 4 years ago
No, it’s Blanche’s toe nail clippers.
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Scissors???? Those look like garden shears!!!
(O – O)
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 4 years ago
As Mom used to say “Those better not be my good sewing shears”. Well gee Mom, it’s not like you have any “Bad” sewing shears, and no other scissors in the house work well enough to get the trading cards off the cereal boxes. No one ever Said. After all, lazy we might be, stupid we were not.
SamuelMeasa almost 4 years ago
Only reason I can see him using a pair of scissors that large. Is because this is a comic and they wanted us to know what they where.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Cut to the next scene, please!
coratelli almost 4 years ago
LOL!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is the Wiz expecting some little girl in a red hood to him. “My, what a big nose you have.”
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
Snot a good picture….
dcdete. almost 4 years ago
Ahh! No one nose the plight of the humble nose hair. Hair today, cut off and blown away tomorrow!
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
You couldn’t find a electric version, Wiz?
SharkNose almost 4 years ago
Good grief, Wiz! Are those scissors big enough? Why not use a pair of hedge shears? Or, to save time, try the weed wacker! :D
rshive almost 4 years ago
Pretty big for the purpose.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Holy crap. He’s trimming all the way to the top of his skull. Which brings to mind a thought. Has anyone ever seen the Wizard’s hair. Is he shaggy, bald, buzz cut, what?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Ew
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
With scissors that long you can even snip the pesky ones way back there but one wrong snip and an eyeball will fall out.
cocavan11 almost 4 years ago
Ugh! It would be like sharing toothbrushes.
Cincoflex almost 4 years ago
okay: OW!
weirdme Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I think the Wizard is bored.
KEA almost 4 years ago
looks like he could do a frontal lobotomy with those things
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
A little big or those hairs are reeeeeeeeealy strong…..
wotclaw almost 4 years ago
NOT THE FABRIC SCISSORS!!!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And NO manscaping!!!
Mario500 almost 4 years ago
(feels repulsed and unamused by this cartoon; wishes future “Wizard of Id” cartoons for this site (and certain other places) would not be like this one)
stamps almost 4 years ago
Just braid them with your mustache.
kaycstamper almost 4 years ago
He went quite a ways up there with those!
WCraft almost 4 years ago
Didn’t have any needle nose pliers available?
wolfboy oz boy almost 4 years ago
you should use tweezers
WentBrown almost 4 years ago
Ewwww
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
If someone slams his arm, those scissors will go through the top of his nose.
PaulLeckner almost 4 years ago
I trim mine weekly. I rinse the sink in front of the mirror. Blow my nose in a tissue to clean out the ones I missed.