Herman by Jim Unger for May 21, 2021

Better look in the babies’ hats aisle.

It shouldn’t be that hard to find. It’s the one with a propeller on top.

Like the guy who goes into the clothing store to ask if they have any camouflage pants. The salesperson says: yes, but we can’t find them.

Pat Paulsen once proposed people be drafted by their head size. The small heads would go into the military and the fatheads would go into government.

Let’s not get a head of ourselves.

I’ve seen that guy before. It’s David Byrne.

I was at a formal military function. There were about 250 wheel caps, all the same, in the cloak room.

Being in the military is sort of like being in summer camp – you have your name on everything.

shades of Beetlejuice

Do you you know who he would like if he had a few strands of bleached hair blow-dried and combed over that met an orange spray tan face?

The name will come to me…clue could be something about tiny hands which indicate a tiny….

“I might have given it to the Bobblehead.”

She sat on it…

Hat checks went out of business in the early 60s when men’s hats went out of style. I think President Kennedy was responsible for the change in fashion.

Might be in lost and found in the toy section…..

He shoulda kept it in his hanky pocket. No one would have known.

Somebody may have mistaken it for a thimble.

Have you checked the office of your head shrinker

Makes perfect sense to me. She needs a magnifying glass.

It’s a ten gallon hat. Should be easy to find.