Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 10, 2021

But that’s not even 15 minutes of fame.

Don’t blow it, you flash in the pan.

Ew. Does that mean that his cremains will rain down on the spectators?

Huh. Is that like the death version of the gender reveal?! B^D

Burn the shirt with strips on the far left. I would be in a sort of train running off the track staring at that. To the stars..

Better choice than the guy who wanted to be sausages, I guess.

Seems fair enough. Your brief burst of sky-rocket fame and the cheers of the kids watching the fireworks show should be more than enough of a send-off for the likes of you….

It will be quite the independents celebration, once you are finally gone.

Me, I’m thinking shoot my coffin into low earth orbit so it eventually comes back down as a shooting star, and fill the coffin with some barium and copper so it makes pretty colors.

Hunter Thompson had his ashes fired from an canon mounted high on a tower. The blast was accompanied by fireworks.

Hey Sparky, why wait till you’re dead?

Are cremains considered a biohazard? Are there limits on where they can be dispersed?

This person has delusions of grandeur.

…did you hear what he said?…

…what a fire cracker….

…there is no cream in cremated…

…nor mating…

…yesterday he said that he wanted his ashes to be mixed in the new parked deck cement…

…he wanted to be buried at ‘C’…

…‘C’ deck…

…tomorrow I will write that he wanted to be grilled by the police…

…fired from Walmart…

…or mixed in with the QAnon kool-aid…

…what’s next?…

…being mixed in with the Frog Applause paint?…

…now, that would be something…

Not a very green option, but probably one of the most efficient dispersal methods I could think of.