Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 18, 2021

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    He’s gone all the way into malicious compliance.

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    Antiyonder  over 3 years ago

    They sure are Phoebe. Good thing that doesn’t apply to me:-D.

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    Let these kids keep playing outside while the good kids keep learning and actually be ready for finals and then advance far away from them and then never have to deal with them again! You’re welcome!

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    TheBetterYouTuberNamedLogan  over 3 years ago

    lol the use of the word “based”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    now I guess Max has painted himself into a corner too

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    School is, among other things, learning to cope with people who have different desires, needs, priorities, intelligence and physical prowess. I recall grade school with — not quite fear and loathing but — not much real pleasure. High school was worse in the first year, but then I actually started to enjoy some of the classwork. And I did like marching band. And skipping part days while I went to classes at the local college.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I move that we switch recess and class time. All in favour…

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    kaykeyser  over 3 years ago

    that’s the thing people don’t realize having more of things you like means having some thing you don’t like too. I feel this situation applies to multiple situations. more then I can give an example of.

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    scyphi26  over 3 years ago

    …and the shoe drops. But of course, Max is perfectly right, and I was already thinking much the same thing that this would have to happen back when he first started making the argument.

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    Mario500  over 3 years ago

    “BASED!”?

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Now he’s Maxed out.

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    JadyngerbilWong  over 3 years ago

    these debates are annoying

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    AlfredJr.Hall  over 3 years ago

    Would it be better, Phoebe and Max if you kept recess as it is. Or you afraid you might get chased by a large mob assumed to be your schoolmate?

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    Wizard4168  over 3 years ago

    Your assumption that school is about learning is charmingly naive, Max.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Not sure what the term “based” means, in this context.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    Until this arc, I wasn’t aware that any school offered more than one recess per day.

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    And here we have Max telling it like it is.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Isn’t Max sweet? After clearly winning the debate, he cleverly throws the match, so Phoebe won’t feel bad… just like she planned to do.

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  5 months ago

    He just deliberately threw the game… :P

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