The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 03, 2021

LS/MFT: Lucky Strikes Mean Frigidaire’s Tokin’.

Blame your teenage son. He was using me a lighter. So I asked if I could try one.

Good thing it isn’t weed or he would be the one that is baked…

Would smoking really hurt an oven? I mean, ovens are built to have smoke inside. Human lungs aren’t.

You ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait till this dude gets cookin’. B-b-b- baby you just ain’t seen n-n-nothing yet. Here’s something your never, never gonna’ forget. Come on baby light my fire.Mis pantalones en fuego!!

Poor Owen. He walked a mile for em.

You know oven, smoking was a half-baked idea!

Wow, 14? That’s a pretty good life for an oven!

There was an element of danger.

My new “smokeless grill” vapes instead.

they’ve just had a range of problems with him…

Typical Gen Air hooligan.

Dad, it’s time to take him out behind the woodshed and have a heart to heart (And a belt to butt) with him.

Even worse when mom makes hash(ish) for dinner or when she makes her ‘special’ brownies. She led him ashtray.

Ten years ago, our oven leaked gas. No, not the same type of gas as a teenager passes but explosive nonetheless.

Just wait until you find out what he did with the hash…

My gateway drug was vaping the pots of water YOU put on my back, Mom!

The refrigerator’s running too. Better chase it down.

Wait’ll you find out he’s tried POT!

The smoke detector ratted on him.

Well, you didn’t have a NO SMOKING sign…

“they sportin’ short dresses, wearin’ spike heel shoes, they smokin’ Lucky Strikes, wearin’ nylons too..”

Maybe if they didn’t leave him on all the time…

This is nothing more than a bad joke.

Since when does a stove even last 14 years any more?