Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 31, 2021

Ziggy should just open a petting zoo.

A salute to all who gave their lives for us.

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Happy Memorial Day!

[To the tune of “The Girl I Left Behind Me”:]

“Oh, the liquor was spilled on the barroom floor,

And the bar was closed for the night,

When out of his hole came a little brown mouse

And sat in the pale moonlight.

He lapped up the liquor on the barroom floor,

And up on his haunches he sat,

And all through the night you could hear him shout,

‘Bring on the gosh-darn cat!’”

Must be a Minnesota thing

Wow. A rare taking rat! Quick, nab him. You’ll be rich. Rich!

I hear that beer was invented in Lebanon, where they brewed it not from grain, but from a local vegetable… beer root.