Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 21, 2021

She went into this with her eyes wide open.

Sometimes I fail to fail, and that’s really sad. I have to continue until I manage to pull failure out of my @ss.

… if ‘surprise’ cartoon eyes were real…

…she was a dull doll baby…

…Silvia’s X- men tryout did not go as planned…

…at least Ash failed in a brilliant flash of flame…

…alas, Silvia thought, I should had lead with my Janet Jacksons…

…next week she would do just that trying out for the Teen Titans…

…Silvia almost became Ta-ta Lass…

…because The Flash was already taken…

…in the end she put her gift away never to be used again…

…except…

…there are rumors of a gal being seen in Lorain that is a member of the neighborhood watch…

…that is just like her…

The eyes have it, at a snail’s pace.

Failure tryouts for the Froglandia Summer Solstice Celebration will be held on Saturday in the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory cafeteria. Failure to attend will count for twenty points toward acceptance. Points will also be awarded for the most interesting excuses, naturally. Or most naturally rewarded for the excuses. The memo was not terribly clear on that part.

Aw, Salvador Dalí’s moustache was resurrected for this? 8^0 Tsk. He knew it was going to be facial, but not so facile.

They would be most cool if she could look over the wall at the boys shower. Pork on Porky.

You can lead a horse to water, but really… if the horse were thirsty and the water okay, it would have gotten there ahead of you.

So… I failed to get that tattoo on a certain part of my anatomy that read: Born To Fail

These eyes want to hold you … again …

Too much CaFfEiNe …!

“Please fail interestingly” … wasn’t that Nancy Reagan’s mantra? Or maybe it was Conan O’Brien’s …?

“Process failed successfuly.”

Wow… Do the freaky Betty Davis eyes.

“So we cheated and we lied and we tested. And we never failed to fail. It was the easiest thing to do. "

With those bugged out eyeballs, she’ll need an OUT-tromitrist for custom glasses….

Interesting failure is generally more interesting than success. It’s like Tolstoy’s gag about happy families.

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas A. Edison

Practice makes Perfect.

How. . . Hello Chief. . .

Fear to fail. . .eat up with your plastic spork . .

Thanks to KFC. . .The beans are good. . .potato mashed and gravy. . .

Too bad if you were born with a silver spork. . .

I`m outwardly calm, apparently normal,

quick to smile and slow to peak,

but I have a little quirk

a pattern so to speak.

I`ve rarely have ever hold a job,

I never finish my work,

I`m an affable kind of a slob,

a highly disorganized classic sort of a jerk.

I`ve got the will to fail,

the will to fail,

I have talents that I never use,

I try to win, but I love to lose,

because I`ve got the will to fail.

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The Will To Fail – Katie Lee

I think that I shall never see, again,

Such bugged-out eyes as these of thee.

Yet, though they be, we need not thee:

Don’t call us, we’ll call you!

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double negatives are interesting.there is no less or uninteresting way to fail ;+)

Those of you who follow the personal growth and professional development fields are probably familiar with the concept of “failing up.” I do not do this. I fail down. Way down.

I’ve got you in the sight of my love button.