Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 22, 2021

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    David OBrien  over 3 years ago

    An instance of fasten-ating womanhood ?

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    Ninette  over 3 years ago

    You are sew welcome.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    I was trying to win one for the zipper.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    The buttons of her flap bottom union suit.

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    painedsmile  over 3 years ago

    A friend of mine once superglued a button on his forehead. Okay, it was me. I was 11. Not the brightest button in the button box.

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    katina.cooper  over 3 years ago

    Is she thanking her husband for the “toys” that she keeps in the drawer next to the bed for afterwards when he goes to work and prior to the visit from the milk man?

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago

    … Floracel was very crafty…

    …her button heart art was the hit of Middletown…

    …but Floracel had a nasty secret…

    she sometimes attached the buttons with velcro…

    …but being a pretty semi- celebrity held the wolves at bay…

    …well…

    …that was my pitch for the TV show, anyway…

    …Thank You From The Button Of My Heart…

    …how it turned into The Donna Reed Show, I can’t explain…

    …From the 1964 Froglandia Piqua’s Tv section …

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    That button may open the heart to new revelations during a lifetime.

    Heartbreak

    Compassion

    Joy

    Love

    Sorrow

    Grief

    Stress

    Contentment

    Happiness

    Feel free to add your own …..

    This and many more are at the Froglandia Bathmat FactoryThe sale of self help books will run for two weeks, for those who feel the need. There will be a book signing by the authors Saturday afternoon only, in the library lounge. Tickets available at our customer service desk.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We had the button down mind, and now the button down heart. Can the button down soul be far behind?

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    It’s very seldom I feel envy for a button.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Button, button, who’s got the button?

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    The button is connected to the aorta.

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    charles9156  over 3 years ago

    mis-heard lyrics?

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    She’s just going through an awkward phrase …!

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    My heart has 4 buttons, 2 auricular and 2 ventricular.

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    kewl

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Some button eyed lil moppet.

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago

     

    All hail Able Seacat Simon!

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Uh-huh.

    Whether your command of English has faltered, or whether this malapropism is intentional, I like the idea of a buttoned-down heart, sorta like the button-down brain of Bob Newhart or the button-down collar shirts that I favor.

    Let’s hear it for BUTTONS! Yay!

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    What a cute button nose.

    Eskimo kisses to you baby.

    I am hot for teacher.

    Pop a button honey, and let loose your eye full for me.

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    InquireWithin  over 3 years ago

    Careful not to tug her heartstrings, she’ll lose her button and come undone.

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    WilburGarrod2  over 3 years ago

    no velcro on this beaiutiful babe

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    The postman always buzzes twice. Covid 19 and the clowns hand buzzer.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Coraline II. This time, it’s personal.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    I’m a Boutonniere, hand over the booty!

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Day 2. (In best Dwight Frye/Renfield crazed voice) Heh heh! Button, button, who’s got the button? …Yes, master!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Button up your over quote.

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