Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 08, 2021

Shouldn’t that be her pilot’s license ran out

I was thinking the warranty.

My first thought? She ran out of gas.

It evaporated, like her good sense.

Those sudden midair collisions are brutal.

yeah. she ran into reality.

Worse yet, going to have to take the 8-hour senior driving course

Driver’s or Pilot’s?

Same thing happens when my eyeglass prescription expires.

Witches have a DFB (Dept. of Flying Brooms)?

I thought her broom ran out of gas

The Nimbus 1.0

The Nimbus Racing Broom Company is a broomstick company formed in 1967 by Devlin Whitehorn.

Witches (Who Need To Take A Taxi) Be Loco!

DMV blues.

Well. That’s one for the bricks…