Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 02, 2021

Eleven kebabs for Chalkie, eleven kebabs for Andy. Bound to give the lads a stomachache, right?

I hope you’re hungry.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, Chalkie’s messing about with a smartphone and ordering kebabs ended up wryly and ended with a surplus, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp ended up breaking the fourth wall in the last panel, thankfully I am hanging on to my first generation Nokia so it can’t happen to me :o) my avatar is a photo o fa Ford Model T like the one my dad had in Afrika and I have a old photo of the car with my late sister Caroline sitting in it, I don’t recommend that you get one now that you have a Driving license :o) how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope ,we have no shopping or errands to run , we are both in a good mood so we’ll just chill unless we have any unexpected visitors , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Fat fingers Chalkie? It’s like the kid who ordered lol the Spongebob Popsicles. At least he kabobs wont melt!

I hope he has enough money for 22 kebabs! LOL

How many times has this happened?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-2nd-june-2021-24180413

Shouldn’t Flo have dinner waiting for you at home Andy?

Yum, yum. I really like having Greek Style kabobs, (Souvlaki). But I also had some good ones in Japan, (Yakitori), and in the Philippines too.

A good solution would be for Andy and Chalkie to go into a pub and sell the remaining kebabs cheaply for beer money.

Those are kebabs of the shish variety, I presume.

Victims of the new technocracy!

“Mastering” is sometimes a matter of semantics.

When I lived in England anybody with the surname “White” was nicknamed “chalkie” So the shopkeeper should have said “Ah, Mr White etc” Just nitpicking!

They had better be very hungry.be well my friends.

Not as daft, but you’re getting there.

There’s your leftovers, guys.

Fact: We once had a new sheriff order 40 new patrol cars – half red and half white. Got em that way – top half red and bottom half white. Not 20 of each. Be careful what you ask for folks. This is a truism.

That might look more like 22 22 to Chalkie.

I call B.S! NO WAY they left the pub before closing time, surely not with enough money left to buy food!

22 kebabs?

Why not? Enjoy you two. Haha.

xxx

Whoops, hope you guys are hungry! Looking at the comments today, I’ve learned a few things about kabobs.

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Actually 22 isn’t a lot for two people, It depends on how big they are I’d say 4–6 small kabobs per regular person and 10–12 for anyone’s who’s been drinking quite a bit, Andy, and Chalkie would certainly qualify in the excessive drinking department..

That’s the way to stick it to them.

As English nicknames go, shouldn’t Chalkie be Mr White?