Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 30, 2021

Or, as the hawk calls it, fast food.

At the rate the USPS is being “managed” by NOjoy, I think you’d get better “service” reverting to using carrier pigeons!!

(O _ O)

Size perspective changes in panels 5 and 6. The bird looks almost as big as the wizard.

Definitely a case of the messenger getting the message before the recipient does. Bonus! Included: How to prepare roast pigeon.

Dastardly & Muttley must be operating in the area…..

“FOOM”?!?…..Must be an ‘Air-Cannon’.

Don’t tell me the receiver gets roast bird too.

Next time use FedEx…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64PWX_GwVQk

Arrival time unknown

I’m thinking he’s just providing a fast food option for hawks. Di DI Mau Drumstick.

Watch out for that tree!! Splat!! (did you get insurance on that package???)

High-tech carrier pigeon.

I see that the post office will raise stamp prices soon – again. Apparently, they must compensate for lower volume?

I’m sure it will work – this time. Everybody knows that business will increase to reward higher prices and lower quality.

I love how he actually asks the bird if he’s up to it!

Are science and magic the same?

Well the Wizard should ruffle a few feathers with that invention.

FedEx you watching?

Scientific research is what I do when I don’t know what I’m doing.

of he goes

of he goes

I thought he invented Angry Birds!