Herman by Jim Unger for June 09, 2021

A fine specimen.

And not because of a meteorite.

All the bones we have been able to uncover are radioactive.

Can’t have. I saw a sport coat just like that yesterday. Now the tie…

It was the first and only recorded auto-extinction in history. Also known as the age of wilful ignorance.

Someone/something is doing a good job of keeping it clean.

Someday? Who knows?

Will we overpopulate ourselves into extinction?

This cartoon was drawn two million years after the death of Jim Unger.

And the Earth is a much better place.

In the year 9595.

Well, the first notable decrease in that particular model began about 60 years ago. First hats, then short hair, then – well, the list goes on until we reach the current fashion about which there is little to be said.

The species achieved its carbon footprint goal of zero.

2 million years? Why don’t they display just the bones- not the conceived flesh and clothes covering- like the dinosaur?

Actually, it was two million years ago the day before yesterday.

Not by a meteor but by their own devices

The Geico Gecko survives.

No day would be complete without a trip to the Out-of-style Clothes Museum! Those suits were only popular with old fat men…

Right after the election of 2024?

Oh, that’s bad. So bad.

Yep, white males are slowly being purged from society.

I wonder why…….

Left behind nothing but some broken pottery and a stack of Barry Manilow albums.