Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 26, 2021

… Truman Capote didn’t have to take things like this…

…but his brother, Eisenhower, did…

…he was writing a story about a cop with a cockatiel as his partner…

…and the bird was the brains of the outfit…

…the story was called, Birdetta…

…the trouble was that his publisher thought he had a pretty little pouty mouth…

…and Eisenhower thought it was gorgeous…

…No, said the publisher…that would be your other brother, Kennedy…

More balls and strike less, eye on a ball and the red head in left center.

Probably not the most-watched interview program ever.

I heard this from my Italian neighbor…

“You are a brain full of mixed nuts”.

And… Which one are cashew.

These guys twins?

The conference room table in the room next door has seen more action than Normandy Beach.

The Rotifer Thalweg FA™ Caption Betterment Service presents:

1. Let’s take these bowties out for a spin.

2. If you’ll put down that damn pencil I’ll tell you how much I embezzled from the Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory.

3. Who does your hair?

Romance blossoms in the Actuarial Department.

Not ‘pretty, pouty potty mouth’? If not, there’s not much point to it!

I don’t know about pouty mouth, but I do know about potty mouth! %+&#$(";€£[}€%@

Don’t do it … don’t say any moue …!

Has he been drinking the bleach again?

Pouty Potty Poopy any more is a mortal sin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlZLsJJkVA

Never trust a man who’s wearing your bowtie!

Cupid’s dart can strike at any time.

And the guy says, “Yes, I want to lick your tongue.”

Two guys walk into a bar, and one of them has a purty mouth.

Bartender says, “You can’t come in here, we don’t serve your type.”

The one guy says, “That’s OK, we brought our own drinks.”

Bartender replies, “No outside alcohol allowed!”

The other guy says, “Who said anything about alcohol?”

Sew buttons.

Don’t get all cutesy-pie with me, goober! My “pretty, pouty little mouth” can and if need be will call down upon you all the terrors of hell and Cthulhu! Are we clear? —This ain’t a pistol in my pants; it’s my Pocket Edition of the Necronomicon….

Dippity Do Men – Men cosmetics brand

“why yes, in fact, i have 3.141592.. things to say”

Are they going to eat Frogbert’s lunch?

I need a door on the handicap accessible stall that will allow people confined to wheelchairs to be able to see if they are occupied, because the concept of a little flag on the outside that clicks to a red occupied sign when the door is latched from the inside seems too much like witchcraft.

Day 2. I await your response (but I am getting tired)….

Here at comb over city we know how to make your balding head look bigger and fatter.

Little mouth? Big things come in small packages.

Oh ya like what.

Dynamite! … Fullers Earth, nitroglycerin… Who’s the brains here… Pee Wee Herman?

What small mouths mighty as they are.

Matter

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/the-frog-mouthed-turtle-was-real-and-what-it-sounds-like

…it must be stated that the earlier engineers of the internet took turns visualizing the future of the device…

…Ednell…

…the guy on our right…knew mankind well…

…helping develop the atomic alarm clock system…

…and saw that instead of putting the web to good noble purposes…

…people would make duck faces for selfies…

…except he called it pretty pouty little mouths…

…(being a scientist always seeing the big picture being unable to use more simpler terms)…

…Abell, the guy on our left, was recording his thoughts…

…working for the government…

…these thoughts were lost for 69 years…

…until they were found miraculously in the basement of the north end Froglandia McDonald’s just this month…

One final “THOK” and Perro [spoiler alert] …

lives to ride again …!

OMG! Day 3! —This guy is more taciturn than Silent Cal (whose reputation is undergoing a resurgence)….