Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 23, 2021

Pack him up in the “fatal” position.

Some people will believe anything, won’t they.

Ah, yes, the last one on the list,‘occasional minor death’.

Sooo, they shouldn’t close it just yet!!!!

One of the myriad side effects mentioned was “may cause death.”

I think he should definitely stop taking it.

Embalming might interfere with his meds.

Maybe he had one of the vaccines. Or both.

It’s the secret side effect they don’t like to talk about.

“May cause embalming”?

When ‘anal leakage’ is listed as a side effect, I’m looking for some other medication!

The med warnings include: Do not abruptly discontinue taking without consulting your physician.

“Call your doctor to find out if Rigor Mortis is right for you!”

The first time I saw death as a side effect listed on a prescription, I had just picked up my prescription. I immediately went back to the counter and told them to un-fill it and that they were wrong. Death is always a primary effect, whether or not it’s the intended one.

….see your doctor if you have…..23 side effects…

If that condition lasts longer than four hours, see a doctor.

Where’s Doctor Kevorkian when you need him?

Might not have been the pill. Could she have done him in with her plant? https://www.gocomics.com/cornered/2021/07/22?ct=v&cti=1395457

He ain’t dead: one of the side effects is he thinks he’s a vampire :-[

Got bitten by a rabid possum?

Husband decided to plan ahead and got headstones at the local cemetery for both of us. If I can go look at them and there are no dates of death, it is a good day.

Nice to see that she’s still referring to him in the present tense.

Side effect of a Jamaican vacation and the Voo Doo Jimsonweed.

According to Dr. Greger, in his book, “How not to die”, medical care is the 3rd largest cause of death in America. 106,000 Americans die every year from side effects of the medicine they’re prescribed.

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An increasingly frequent side effect of self-medication.

He’s just “pining for the fjords”

But since he’s no longer taking the medication, it will clear up.

Hope it’s still time to withdraw the meds and look for a second opinion.

You can expect that side effect to last awhile.

Just another case of the cure being worse than the disease.

the hives it causes are even worse…

If he does get up, be cautious. Cf. The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank for details.

I always wondered at what point death became a “possible side effect”.