Close to Home by John McPherson for July 04, 2021

Turds to the left of me, turns to the right of me…. A flys dream!!

But somehow Dalcon has entered the equation, what will happen next?

Buzz Realty, you catch a buzz and this is what happens. Pink house and all.

A fly-by-night operation.

Those are some really big bugs or really small cows.

“Hey! This is even better than the skunk ranch!”

Great place to raise your little maggots!

And just a block away from the county stool…

Home swat home.

I would say it’s a crappy location no matter which side you look at it….

Friends lived next to a pig farm, OMG!! The stink and the flies!!

The pink stink house!!!

Holy cow! For the two or three days they have left they will be living in hog heaven. Well, close enough.

Anything you could possibly want is Close to Home – right nest door.

Yo Real’tr, you dung good!

Just behind the house is a politicians retirement home?

“Yessir,… this here is every flies dream home! I was just tellin’ my wife… there’s just nuthin’ closer to derrière than… well… dairy air!”

That Realtor knows his “stuff”. Must be a dung beetle.

What’s a “DATRY” ?

The local fecesball team won the toilet bowl in Flushing, NY last year.

Makes you want to open your windows on a hot summer night! Can’t wait for the manure spreading to begin!

Dung beetle heaven

My, what big flies they are…..

Bleeb’s checking out the pie.

Welcome back Bleeb! Watch out for Dalcon. He’s a real stinker! :)

The city planning department either needs to be fired or promoted, depending who you ask.

All the gentlemen farmers around me have a lot of black angus and some polka dotted. I don’t think I’ve seen a black and white cow since the south went technicolor.

Locustion?

You would think Bleeb and Dalcon could find a better place to play.

Let me guess… those are house flies.

Bleeb is back, literally “back.”

Between 2 filths. What a steal for a fly

What a crappy location! Those flies must love it.

These are either tiny cows, or giant flies!

Watch out, Bleeb; Dalcon isn’t looking to swat flies with that club.