Once had a smoke detector with a label inside the battery compartment that said “warning-battery not installed”, positioned so it would be covered by installing a battery.
With the prescription medications to treat some diseases in post-menopausal women the warnings include not taking them if you’re pregnant or plan to become pregnant.
Bilan over 3 years ago
And you should keep it away from children under 12!
FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago
Microwave on high for 5 minutes. Warning, will be hot. Well no duh!
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Hope Dr Mel can finally upgrade to Scrooch guns!
Even Boris Badenov and Natasha were wary of such devices!
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe the good doctor should go for something with more of a cutting hazard.
michaeljwolff over 3 years ago
Wasn’t there once someone who was condemned to be hanged and, when brought to the gallows, asked if it was safe?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
the plastic bag it comes in is also plastered with warnings about the bag being a choking hazard and not to leave it within reach of small children…
Rayzor63 over 3 years ago
Warning label on box for an iron- Do not iron clothes whilst wearing them.
Wichita1.0 over 3 years ago
Haha. Hilarious. What a funny chokester.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Kinda leaves me with a lump in my throat.
geese28 over 3 years ago
Sword: WARNING!!! May cause internal bleeding
Altar_Ego over 3 years ago
WARNING – LITIGIOUS SOCIETIES MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR SENSIBILITIES
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Nunchucks: “WARNING! Do not chuck nuns!”
gantech over 3 years ago
I was going to buy a guillotine online, but the only place I could get parts was a chop shop.
awcoffman over 3 years ago
Once had a smoke detector with a label inside the battery compartment that said “warning-battery not installed”, positioned so it would be covered by installing a battery.
TimBenzidrene over 3 years ago
I owned an extension ladder that had no less than 8 warning labels.
Including one label that said “Failure to read and follow these warnings does not absolve the operator from liability.”
IOW……a warning label about the warning labels!
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Of course it comes with a choking warning, a garrote is supposed to be used for strangling people.
ferddo over 3 years ago
I’d be concerned of its quality if it wasn’t a choking hazard…
The Orange Mailman over 3 years ago
Got my WOTD in!
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Possible side effects include sudden death.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Causes cancer in California.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
I recently encountered this warning: “Do not knock, beat, pierce or try to disintegrate this product so as not to damage it unnecessarily.”
Scott S over 3 years ago
With the prescription medications to treat some diseases in post-menopausal women the warnings include not taking them if you’re pregnant or plan to become pregnant.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 3 years ago
“Only if it works.”
JU over 3 years ago
had to look that one up
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Right, don’t try to swallow it.