Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 17, 2021

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    And you should keep it away from children under 12!

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Microwave on high for 5 minutes. Warning, will be hot. Well no duh!

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    Hope Dr Mel can finally upgrade to Scrooch guns!

    Even Boris Badenov and Natasha were wary of such devices!

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe the good doctor should go for something with more of a cutting hazard.

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    michaeljwolff  over 3 years ago

    Wasn’t there once someone who was condemned to be hanged and, when brought to the gallows, asked if it was safe?

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    the plastic bag it comes in is also plastered with warnings about the bag being a choking hazard and not to leave it within reach of small children…

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    Rayzor63  over 3 years ago

    Warning label on box for an iron- Do not iron clothes whilst wearing them.

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    Wichita1.0  over 3 years ago

    Haha. Hilarious. What a funny chokester.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Kinda leaves me with a lump in my throat.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Sword: WARNING!!! May cause internal bleeding

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    Altar_Ego  over 3 years ago

    WARNING – LITIGIOUS SOCIETIES MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR SENSIBILITIES

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    Nunchucks: “WARNING! Do not chuck nuns!”

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    gantech  over 3 years ago

    I was going to buy a guillotine online, but the only place I could get parts was a chop shop.

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    awcoffman  over 3 years ago

    Once had a smoke detector with a label inside the battery compartment that said “warning-battery not installed”, positioned so it would be covered by installing a battery.

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    TimBenzidrene  over 3 years ago

    I owned an extension ladder that had no less than 8 warning labels.

    Including one label that said “Failure to read and follow these warnings does not absolve the operator from liability.”

    IOW……a warning label about the warning labels!

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Of course it comes with a choking warning, a garrote is supposed to be used for strangling people.

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    ferddo  over 3 years ago

    I’d be concerned of its quality if it wasn’t a choking hazard…

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    The Orange Mailman  over 3 years ago

    Got my WOTD in!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Possible side effects include sudden death.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Causes cancer in California.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    I recently encountered this warning: “Do not knock, beat, pierce or try to disintegrate this product so as not to damage it unnecessarily.”

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    Scott S  over 3 years ago

    With the prescription medications to treat some diseases in post-menopausal women the warnings include not taking them if you’re pregnant or plan to become pregnant.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 3 years ago

    “Only if it works.”

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    JU  over 3 years ago

    had to look that one up

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Right, don’t try to swallow it.

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