Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 02, 2021

The online ordering system wouldn’t take his pizza order and the store was out of box wine.

Somebody is going to get banged, but not in a good way.

When I opened the door….two 38’s looked me in the eye. She had a gun, too…..

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…

He needs to nip this before the whole affair comes abreast of the public attention. Or her high heeled anger could catch some pretty strange fish in her fish-nets that she has set. Fortunately for him, she grabbed the prop gun instead of the real gun.

Oh, I’ll go ahead and say it. She was dressed to kill.

The lady with the dragon tattoo!

“…when I step out, I’m going to do you in…”

one of Fu Manchu’s daughters?

She was a long cool woman in a black dress, just a 5 9, beautiful, tall. Just one look I was a bad mess. Cause that long cool woman had it all.”

And she had my gun!! (The Hollies 1971.)

he had to have been dead not to show…

The girl with the dragon tattoo….always gets her man…no matter how

Looks like he’s not going to remember much of anything real soon now.

Should have paid attention to the “tat,” whoever you are…

Shaved legs and pits AND…………

He was late for a reason. He was pulled over for speeding to the late date night.

I can see a certain young model posing for this.

If he’s that stupid, you might as well take him out of the gene pool.

She told me we were going on a date. She dressed to the 9’s with every place still closed, she won’t get the vaccine, and the gun comes out when they tell her to mask up even when she’s sober. I’m not sorry that I’m not sorry.

It’s the girl with the dragon tattoo!

“Terry’s similar vow came shorty after recovery from the .38 caliber vasectomy”…

I don’t think they will allow the gun in the costume party he is about to enter.

Jane Bond 007 and a half. Never Be Late Again.