Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 07, 2021

Hey Leo, the man is trying!!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

A pregnant rodeo clown.

♫♪ Roll out the barrel ♪♫

You don’t tuck in a Hawaiian shirt, Gary. Come on man!

Get the fangs cut down to size, and they’ll forget rather quickly.

On a side note, doesn’t Magnum PI have a shirt like that?

Oy!

I thin Leopold has the right idea, if not expressing it as forcefully as he might.

Maybe you will meet Jon Arbuckle there, you have lots to talk about.

I wonder how tall Gary would be if he stood up straight?

Nice new purple mug, Leo!

Looks like he’s headed for a Jimmy Buffett concert. Worst dressed audience outside of a Grateful Dead concert. Oy!

Lipstick on a pig…

For a vampire who doesn’t drink blood anymore, he sure isn’t skinny?

Or Tyler the Creator…

Gary, those clothes are such an Offense to the Eyes that nobody will notice you at all in them. In short and stout, Mission Accomplished!