How often does a phone need recharging? More than once a day? If that’s true, then it’s being used so much the guy also needs a sling for his elbow and a hot towel for his shoulder. And anybody who is stuck in a space with him needs ear plugs and aspirin, lots of aspirin.
A 12 pack of doughnuts will normally do it, but you need to be disciplined. Plug in the phone, start on your box of doughnuts and they must be all eaten by the time the phone is charged.
i_am_the_jam over 3 years ago
Once a week?
sevaar777 over 3 years ago
Stay off your phone for awhile. You’d be amazed at what you are missing…
Imagine over 3 years ago
I do. That’s how I got this huge gut.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
How often does a phone need recharging? More than once a day? If that’s true, then it’s being used so much the guy also needs a sling for his elbow and a hot towel for his shoulder. And anybody who is stuck in a space with him needs ear plugs and aspirin, lots of aspirin.
dflak over 3 years ago
Habit Number 7 of 7 Habits of Highly Effective People – Sharpen the Saw.
Rejuvenate yourself mentally, physically and spiritually every day.
Lear something new. Work out. Recreate(or re-create).
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nice plug Doc.
amaneaux over 3 years ago
“Why? I use my phone a lot more than I use my body.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
A nice plug for Pure Boost Energy powder.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I would never see that doctor again. Electronic metaphors are not helpful.
Alberta Oil over 3 years ago
A 12 pack of doughnuts will normally do it, but you need to be disciplined. Plug in the phone, start on your box of doughnuts and they must be all eaten by the time the phone is charged.
Sir Uncle Rat69 over 3 years ago
Good one. Some of our cell phones double as an electronic leash.