Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 07, 2021

You silly putty cat.

Bast, goddess of cats.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

But. I can open the can of catmip, and you can’t, so be nice to your slave…

Maggie! Funny seeing you here!

Rock, Rock, Rock, till you drop.

Sharing the stage.

Puss and Boots.

Yes. Yes i am.

I’m standing in the toilet rubbing saliva all over my bod as I up-swallow 700 chewed fingernails.

Accurate depiction of cats

Who do you think are flying those UAPs?

…there once was a fable of a slow but happy young man…

…while terrible things happened around him…

…he always saw the bright side & remained optimistic…

…of course, the people looked down at him…

…but I wunder whom was better off…

…for if all is vanity…

…and we all meet the same ruin…

…I think he was better off than this cat made of wood…

…but here I am judging just like the cat…

…I, too, find pleasure and comfort from the pithy snide rejoinder…

… carpe diem…

…like Mz. Burritt …

…make lemonade out of the frozen concentrated juice…

… Frog Applause…

… better than a coconut flavoured Lime-A-Rita…

Humans are trainable, so long as it isn’t too difficult a task.

cats says as it escapes the frame ;+)

@katina.cooper has been warning us for years.

Manipulative little shyster.

Catbert was mummified by some human.

Cats are manipulative, aloof and rule their household, and only sits on laps when it chooses…..dogs, on the other hand, are companions unconditionally, and always glad to see you when you come through the door.

Hello Kitty … check out my new laser pointer …!

Everybody wants to rule the world.

I looked back at him for a moment, and then responded.

“I’m sorry, sir. But that information is on a need to know basis. There is no reason to believe that you need to know whether or not I am an idiot. I would suggest, for your own safety, that you merely assume I am, and maintain a safe distance.”

The split-down-the-middle tortie seems to be more common than expected.

After seeing so many cat videos and Cute Cat photos over on that social networking site, I must conclude that the kitty-of-the-day here is correct. —On average, humans are dumber than dogs….

…this is exactly why I hope we never make a cat translator machine…

…of course, I am either hearing Scarlett Johansson, Orson Wells or Bob Denver as the voice…

…great…

…just what we need…

…another cartoon cat…

…I name this cat: Pontiac…

…in Froglandia cats are worshiped on milk cartons…

…and tennis racket strings…

…old Yoda saying…

…hit thumb with hammer you say me ow…

…OK….that might need some work…

…new keep Froglandia clean spokesman, Pontiac, says…

…pick up after yourself…

..do not litter…

I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!

Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore,

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

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Major-General’s Song

MEOW

Some self-important felines can’t take the hint and am-scray! It’s Day 2, you know….