Close to Home by John McPherson for June 17, 2021

You do have a little alien hitch hiker. No worries he doesn’t cause and trouble.

Even the outhouse when it’s 0° in the winter?

No electricity, no internet service, no indoor plumbing….

That place is an introverts’ paradise if you ask me. The only problem is that you’re going to have to do a little driving to get the essentials. ;/

No annoying details like plumbing and fresh water to worry about! I’ll bet Amazon delivery costs a bundle.

That outhouse means that your “jobs” will be remote…

And he still got that scrawny cow. I think we finally got ourselves a legit plotline!

Green Acres: The Next Generation

No Broadband , …….

Don’t run her over, Bleeb.

Is Courage there?

Oh wow! How nice for THEM! Couldn’t get me near there!

If they did have a neighbor, the neighbor would have an annoying neighbor.

“you are my wife….goodbye city life”

That is not a moon that is Elon’s Starlink, no problems with the internet, only sleeping.

Don’t worry, things will be fine as soon as we get WIFI in the outhouse.

That cow looks familiar…

No wifi…

No broadband internet service out there.

No signs of electricity so find yourself a treadmill.

After living through the pandemic, (2 to be exact) a log cabin in the woods sounds wonderful!

Is that a footprint next to the car?

What about Wifi?

There’s no phone, no lights, no motorcarNot a single luxuryLike Robinson CrusoeIt’s as primitive as can be

Bleeb will just stay in the car, with the A/C, thank you very much…

….And they deliver our covid aid checks by donkey!

“Dang it, Harold! You did it again! I told you to stop buyin’ stuff off the internet!… AND I TOLD YOU TWO DAYS AGO, THAT COW DIDN’T COME FROM OMAHA STEAKS® … SO QUIT TAKIN’ IT EVERYWHERE WE GO!!”

Like where I live, only I have trees, mountains, river, and it’s beautiful!

Just UFO’s stopping by…

Bleeb says no.

“No one around to hear our screams when the axe murderer comes…”

I’m sure the neighbors will appreciate that.

It looks to me like Bleeb is screaming for help. He’s locked in the car and the temperature is rising. Pretty soon he’s going to look like a piece of fried bacon.

and we even have fresh milk everyday……

He obviously hasn’t been thinking of his wife.

And apparently no annoying indoor bathroom. Who wants an outhouse in the winter or the dead of summer.

No electricity, no running water….

Hey, that car is out in the sun with the windows rolled up! Get Bleeb out of there right now!

And, no bull!

i grew up using outhouse in RI, in the summers

Add an upgraded bathroom and a goat, and I’m in.