Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 11, 2021

I have a ceiling fan in my house that I can easily reach without standing on anything. And I do not think it would be able to support my full weight.

Forget roller coasters, THIS is a ride!

unicorns’ll be unicorns

YAY!!!! THAT SEEMS A LOT OF FUN!

A REAL fan dancer!

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful…. Marigold!

Is that Mari’s biggest fan?

Highly unlikely but hilarious.

Marigold must’ve cast a spell to dramatically reduce her body weight, because otherwise there is no way in heck that ceiling fan would actually be able to support her weight, let alone swing her around like that at speed.

But still a fun image, nonetheless.

I guess Marigold is an official member of the family now, there is a portrait of her on the wall of their home.

That’s a pretty amazing ceiling fan. Most I’ve seen are sometimes hard to get balanced with just the blades alone, you have to add those little weights. I can’t imagine having a unicorn attached to one of them.

That’s a very good portrait of Phoebe’s family!

Looks fun, and dizzy.

Wanna know what unicorn puke looks like? Because we’re about to find out. (Spoiler: it’s NOT sparkly)

That looks like it should be painful. But, then, I guess I don’t know how unicorns’ horns are attached to their heads.

I’d pay good money to know how Marigold got in that situation in the first place.

You would think that the fan wouldn’t be able to support her weight.

Reminds me of the Dodge Cara-fan…

Love the pic of Marigold on the wall.

This is also the best way to tear the heads of Barbie dolls

…stupid lousy barbie dolls

I’d be barfing right now.

That sounds fun!