Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 08, 2021

Pushing it a little, aren’t you, Dave?

His blaster is too random.

Sign over a urinal, “We aim to please, your aim is important also.”

No wonder no kids yet eh.

Just put your foot in the toilet, never misses.

What happened to the game of CHEERIOS?

Must take a while to get that suit off!!

put on a red shirt

And put the seat back down.

You try aiming while wearing with a ridiculous helmet that provides limited vision and who’s only purpose is so the “good guys” can impersonate you.

Women don’t understand, the sights on those things are not very accurate.

Put a target bullseye on the bottom of the pot or urinal. Guys will make a better effort.

Some inventor is bound to make a fortune if he figures out how to make a target connected to a scoreboard at face level that show how many points are being accumulated. Even better if the top ten scores can leave their user ID in the margin of the board.

Not even his own lightsaber could point out where he was aiming.

The final frontier … To go where no man has gone before …!

He better when shooting for Darth Vader…

Sorry, but it doesn’t always go where you point it.

Really not my fault. I came equipped with a non-removeable sprinkler head,

“Stop bringing your work home.”

There is the Donald Trump urinal mat. I like the concept in practice, just not healthy to hold it in to avoid looking at the mango moron.

Wiping the rim of the bowl after pishing is the new normal for this old dude.

What puzzles me is why bother to have them wear that “armor?” I don’t think it has ever stopped a single blaster shot!

Yeah, Stormtroopers can’t hit anything!

Surely she should be saying “Congratulations, only Imperial troops could be so accurate”