Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2021

Sorry Doc, that chin ain’t sharp enough.

I wish we could just stick to one Sopapilla. This is confusing.

So far, 17 year old Sopapilla seems to have a choice between Roberto and a 30-something DR. Goody. Let’s hope the good doc has a younger brother in a pre-med program!

Goody two shoes, eh? Naah.

Ah, Dr. Goody. But can he fix a broken heart? I’m not too sure I want to find out.

It feels like Dan can’t quite settle on how — or who — he wants Sopapilla to be.

Easy solution…..move off the island and to the same city as RJ!!!

Ka-OBLIVIOUS!!!

Let’s face it, folks. Once you go Haywire, you’ll never go back. Wonder what became of Blondie?

Easy, go with him.

KA-CONTEMPLATING!

Nice try, Doc, but you might want to give her some time to sort things out. At least she’s no longer attracted to El Tornado.

I hope the doctor knows how to be patient…

Unless he’s Dr. Goody Howser, I think he’s probably too old for Sopapilla. (He might be a good match for Cinnamon, though.)

Dammit, RJ! You’re leaving your best girl AGAIN?? #teamsopapilla