Prickly City by Scott Stantis for June 22, 2021

Most cats sleep 20 hours a day so they can’t be “woke”.

Many times Winslow has screamed

I am not a cat

2 weeks for this arc? Really? 1 week as a logical conclusion to the Maga punishment, maybe. As an abrupt change it’s just disappointing.

Again, we who are woke should be wary of the woke… the country as a whole ain’t woke. Twitter is woke. The supposed beneficiaries of wokeness, on the whole, ain’t woke. Winning Twitter doesn’t win elections.

It’s hilarious when the woke eat their own. The only folks safe from the cancel wokesters are the folks who don’t give a dang about them.

stantisferstrawmanism in action

In the words of the Sage Ricky Nelson, “It’s alright now, I learned my lesson well. You can’t please everyone, so you have to please yourself.”

Now let me see: If you point out to me that a longstanding belief, theory, or view is, in fact, flawed or inaccurate and should be re-examined – it’s “needed re-evaluation.” But, If I point out to you that a longstanding belief, theory, or view is, in fact, flawed or inaccurate and should be re-examined – it’s “Cancel Culture.” Do I have it right?

Being woke is bad, so close your eyes and go back to sleep … Fox and Trump will do your thinking for you.

How realistic, snerk.

This arc has become very boring and in no way amusing.

If she was truly cancelled, her audio would be turned off too…

We have a cat. We’ve had several cats as pets and not one of them was ever ‘woke’ for long. In fact, most of their lives were (have)been spent in luxuriant sleeping interspersed by meals and short bursts of hyper-activity. The current model is however, very woke to her meal times.