Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 29, 2021

Maybe go to a fireworks show Adam, if not for you, for Gumbo

And don’t you just wish you lived in the middle?

If Adam wants some good fireworks, the Indian out behind the stand can make him some good deals, but they won’t be legal.

“Ahhhh…… The kid told me to think bigger……..Let’s pass on the “Neighbor Rattler”, and give me two of those “Police On Their Way” sets instead."

Gelignite…..?

Does he realize that he’s the Petty Neighbor?

Fulminate of mercury: https://youtu.be/ALSUu2CSBOg

I like 3 Doors Down too.

One place I lived had a good solution. People brought their fireworks to the high school football field and set them off. The town’s show started when it got dark.

Not me brother. I want the full McGilla. The “We Won the War”, full boom, “The Roof is On Fire” set with a side order of 911 and a fire retardant suit.

I’m sure that a series of ‘traumatize every dog in a three mile radius’ will do.

His name is lefty but he used to be right handed. BOOM

In our neighborhood the competition seems to be between cul de sacs

My wife is mean, she won’t let me go out for a little walk with a baseball bat when the mortars start going off

I want the “As Seen from the Space Station”.

What if, instead of celebrating Independence day with explosive PTSD-triggering, animal-torturing incendiary devices, we instead did public readings of the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution (including ALL the amendments?)

and one direct access to the firemen as it will follow…

Ask yourself, are you the petty neighbor.

Literally BURNING MONEY for nothing – can the human race get any dumber (stay tuned).