Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 30, 2021

I tawt I saw a product chat.

My female cat is looking to make vole-au-vents just as soon as she catches some.

The “contains about 10 swallows” is very clever :)

Mark needs to talk to the Topps Company and resurrect Wacky Packages

Interesting, swallow’s that taste like canary’s, who would have thought.

Endorsed by Sylvester: “Thufferin Thuccotash – with ten thwirly thwallows, they’re thweet!”

any “surprise” at the bottom of the box?

Ya have to be a trained barista to get it just right….

now that’s a chirpingly good cereal. :D

Loving these…brings back fond memories of wacky packs!!

Cream of Tweet…sounds like a Trump biography.

And if you run a bird through a paper shredder, you’ll get shredded tweet.

Put some garlic on it, and you have a fine dish for a siamese cat.

More appetizing than the Cream of Feet.

We need a Sommelier to advise what wine would go good with this.

When the blackbird pie ran out, the king had this for breakfast instead.

Check the ingredients, kitty. It may or may not contain actual canaries or swallows.