JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 06, 2021

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    boydpercy Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Or maybe Joe will shoot it for you and alleve your suffering!

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 3 years ago

    Don’t pay your internet and it will eventually get fed up and leave on it’s own.

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    Lawrence.S  over 3 years ago

    Time to pull the plug.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    A good plan, in theory, Clarence…but in execution…

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At some time, the exercise bike will make its transition to valet and be no trouble at all.

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    How are you gonna get it out?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    Start hanging laundry from it.

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    random boredom  over 3 years ago

    By “sleeping”, you mean auto-update-and-rebooting.

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    Pipe Tobacco  over 3 years ago

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    Hah! It can often seem that those infernal machines are trying to control us. My own “sport watch” yells at me to “MOVE” every so often.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This arc coinciding with a 4th of July Twilight Zone marathon that featured Richard Haydn living with vengeful technology is a bit doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 3 years ago

    Just don’t let Arnold Schwarzenegger get close to it.

    You don’t know if he will be pre or post reprogramming.

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    kab2rb  over 3 years ago

    Just unplug or turn off your exercise machine. I have indoor skier/glider no power just me. One that I really love Airedale glider real easy to use, but only lasted 3 months before broke down.

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    Ukko wilko  over 3 years ago

    Unplug it.

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    smartman  over 3 years ago

    Try changing your Wi-fi password so it is no longer connected to the internet. Then uninstall any app you put on your phone that connects to it. Though $49/mo to not have to go to a gym sounds like a bargain IF you like cycling (I don’t).

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    joannesshadow  over 3 years ago

    Is its name Hal?

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    briangj2  over 3 years ago

    You could take a page from “Calvin and Hobbes”

    https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/07/20

    https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/07/21

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    William Bludworth Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Clarence, disengage the electron transfer conduit interface!

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