FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 19, 2021

I don’t think you’ll need any reminder. But it’ll be more like “Augh!”

More like Bleeeeeeeeeech!!

Talk Like a Pirate Day is Sept. 19 this year.

He’ll probably wind up with bottles of vinegar.

Much like Dozer’s moonshine from The Matrix , this’ll probably be good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells…

Not the best last words . . .

Don’t think that’s gonna be a problem

Dad not what the label is about.

Thanks to Dr. Stone I know it takes about 2 weeks for wine to age, but you have to be careful to keep it sealed or else it will just turn into vinegar

Have Sgt. Sefton try it. (William Holden in Stalag 17)

…you will.

Don’t worry, Roger, that’s exactly what you’ll say when you drink it. Then you’ll fall over.

Let’s hope he’s doesn’t offer any to anyone outside the family (his wife, the only other one in the family old enough to drink, will of course avoid it).

https://youtu.be/Inq4kPFdosI

For pirates, it’s “Arrrrr” not “Aargh”