Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2021

Maybe Pig can pay a ransom to get his back. It shouldn’t cost that much.

Welcome to my nightmare.

Rat’s marriage must really be in trouble; I’ve never even seen his wife.

Does this mean that the reason some us that aren’t morning people is because our brains don’t fly fast enough?

From Blissfultopia to Worryopolis in the course of the night. What about Gottapee City? That can interrupt the other two.

Pig reminds me of Bob the blob in “Monsters vs. Aliens”.

“Bob has no brain.”

Bob: “It turns out you don’t need one.”

Nobody will kidnap PIG’S brain anyway!

I’m convinced.

What about Spock?

Pig realizes that he may be a republican for a while!

And I thought Pig’s brain was only out to lunch!

If Pig had hair, would he make sure it was perfect?

Rat with all the alcohol you drink how would you dream at all ?

If only dreaming was that simple. Picture AP-ing (Astral Projecting) through the STC (Space-Time Continuum) as though the past 5 years were a dream so that when you wake up 3 hours later, you’re eff’d up (do I really need to?)!

Despite his tiny brain case, rats are actually very sharp.

don’t worry too much about that pig, I’m sure your brain never left the station anyway. :D

Who let those guys into Blissopolis anyhow?

Huh. My worst nightmares are those where I’m still working. . .

Yeah, Pig. Maybe. Hopefully it stays gone; you’re pretty cool as you are.

99.9% of the world is still gone……..

Dreams are made of this! It’s scary what our brain does when we’re sleeping…

Can I get a new upgrade?

Why would the hood have eye holes in it?

He’s married?

‘Maybe’?

That is a good one, it’s worth taking the time to say so too!! I wondered what happened on those nights…

Yup. I think that’s how it works.

My job is safe as I am in a very high demand profession, I have virtually no debt and my marriage is fantastic!

Most of us have those worried nights every now and then which prevent us from seeing all the good stuff out there. So, it’s not a bad metaphor…..

Leaving a comment here that has nothing to do with this because go comics is the only place left in America that you can do so. This is not a political comment. It is one on how bad the media has become in their job. If you want a good laugh go see the article blasting Dak Prsescott. He was asked if he had been vaccinated (please no comments for or against the vaccine). He responded HIPPA as his reason not to answer. The reporter wrote a whole article blasting Dak saying the Health insurance portability act had nothing to do with this, that it streamlined how insurance was sold in America. Except it is the health INFORMATION portability act. Has nothing to do with insurance. It was originally set up because doctors office and insurance companies were not careful safe guarding your personal information. My comment is that thought the media out and out lied to us and no I am realizing that maybe they are just stupid.

Pig, that’s a no-brainer!

Have a great day, everyone. Like this comment for a good last week of July.

The punch line from Pig had me on the floor busting a gut. I ask this question of myself every day.

That is me but when I’m awake and I switch from a sitcom to the national news.

Pig is so funny! (Stephan)

exactly!

And all this time I thought I had lost my mind.

Am I the only person who doesn’t worry about things at night? I tend to worry about everything during the day, but when night hits, all I can think about is sweet, sweet sleep.

Wasn’t this the plot of a STNG episode?

Grey matter lives.

One of those Abby Normal ones should work just fine.

Psychonauts time.

Every single night for me.

Scientific? I think not. Over imaginative explination, yes.

Wh’d want to hold Pig’s brain for ransom? I don’t think so.

Sleep well, Rat….