Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 08, 2021

Second star to the right and straight on ’til morning.

“There’s light traffic in your id, so it should take…”

Find the nearest mall.

Turn off your phone.

If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.

Turn off siri, then turn off phone. Life begins anew.

Close the phone and tv and try a book

Get your head out of your….phone.

Stay there! It’s awful out here.

Proceed to the highlighted route.

[peeking out at real world]

“Siri, nevermind…”

“Whatever you’re looking for,Hey, don’t come around here no more.”

Sorry, you just lost your wi-fi!

Blow up your TV. Throw away the smart phone. Plant a lot of peaches. Get a library card. Give of yourself to those in need and you’re on the way to real life

You can’t get there from here.

Click your heels together three times, and say to yourself, “There’s no place like home”.

Blow up the TV, throw away the papers, move to the country…. John Prine knew the answer to this madness fifty years ago!

Therein the patient must minister to himself. — Macbeth

She’s good, but not that good.