Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for July 01, 2021

All of them…

Don’t look at me, he’s not my brother!

Ha! Good one Gracie!

Bah, she’s just mad because he got one over on her.

How many of her questions are “silly.”

First, define sky.

I’m with stupid. Arrow to the left.

Getting a head start on dad jokes

What about the ones in Hollywood?

There are more things in heaven and earth…

…than anywhere else.

How many months have 28 days?

Brother Jokes don’t go over as well as Dad Jokes.

It sure is a beautiful view.

When I was a teenager I use to tell a joke, I’d start by asking, “How many yards in a mile?” Most people would look at me and say that they didn’t know and I’d say, “It depends on large they are” (a play on 36" yards and yards with houses on them). One day I pulled the joke on my math teacher and he thought it was a serious question and started calculating how many yards to the mile. I was so shocked I didn’t think to stop him until he finished the calculations and when I gave him the punch line he just closed his eyes and winced like he had a migraine. That’s the last time I remember telling that joke.

In this strip? Yeah, all of them too!