Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 28, 2021

I never quite “got” the purpose or appeal of those “GUESS YOUR blah blah, woof woof” booths. Okay, so if the carny accurately guesses any of them, what happens? If the carny is mistaken, what happens? What’s the point?

Vax status is actually pretty easy for about 80% of the population. IMO.

They guess whether you took Pfizer, Moderna, or another one?

From the other comments, I gather that this must mean whether you’ve been vaccinated or not. Are people really calling it that?

Not without a mask.

Just walk on by…

If they’re still wearing a mask, odds are they are anti-vaxxers?

Uh oh…

Oops…at first i read that as “waxed”. My bad.

Men seem more impervious to the public embarrassment of having their age or weight over guessed.

VAX status? We turned ours off when DEC went out of business.

once I was afraid I was petrified – but now that people know my age and weight I’m relieved.