I heard hippos kill more people each year than crocs… Probably stupid Americans wanting selfies or shooting badly filmed ‘documentaries’. Don’t recall Tarzan ever leaping on the back of a hippo and killing it. I know he steered clear of rhinos.
But…But…hippos are so CUTE on children’s television programs. What could go wrong? (Nice how this ties into the Pearls Before Swine comic strip of the last week.)
Will she be properly torn apart by those dangerous hippos after she strips down for her “spice” scene? One less dumb blonde bimbo and the hippos will have a fine breakfast!
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
Not even “body armor” will protect her.
charlenelin1201 over 3 years ago
This guy has as much scruples as Jack Black in King Kong.
Gent over 3 years ago
Uh oh. This won’t ends well. Hippos kills more hyoomans than any other animals in Africa!
Polsixe over 3 years ago
A woman, a zodiac and a hippo. Quite the combo, and it’s going to get spicy.
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
I heard hippos kill more people each year than crocs… Probably stupid Americans wanting selfies or shooting badly filmed ‘documentaries’. Don’t recall Tarzan ever leaping on the back of a hippo and killing it. I know he steered clear of rhinos.
Out of the Past over 3 years ago
Everybody! Shake your hippos!
Old Comic Strip Lover over 3 years ago
But…But…hippos are so CUTE on children’s television programs. What could go wrong? (Nice how this ties into the Pearls Before Swine comic strip of the last week.)
jtt over 3 years ago
Hippos. Deadliest critters in Africa. Love the taste of Hypalon in the morning. What could possibly go wrong? ;-)
sundogusa over 3 years ago
HAhaha! Hippos going to hippo. They kill crocs. Humans are easy!
The Real Zarth Arn over 3 years ago
Those are some hungry, hungry hippos.
anomaly over 3 years ago
No! Those hippos aren’t members of SAG!
profkatz over 3 years ago
Will she be properly torn apart by those dangerous hippos after she strips down for her “spice” scene? One less dumb blonde bimbo and the hippos will have a fine breakfast!
corpcasselbury over 3 years ago
Korak is trying to tell you that hippos can be extremely dangerous, Mike; why don’t you try shutting up and listening to him?!
ScottHolman over 3 years ago
Don’t stop her! Her death will make a great scene.
Emile Schwarz over 3 years ago
Where are the two strips prior this one ? They also are missing from the April 1999 pages…