Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 05, 2022

Oooo … that is one killer punch!

By the way, why were the boxing matches between the professional boxers and prisoners postponed?

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They were still weighing the pros and cons.

Kill him now and let him season a few days for better taste.

Latest BULLetin! After that BULLy saber-tooth kitty has hit the BULL’s eye, it finds the dangling human to be like a red rag to a BULL and wants to follow its imBULLS and behave like a BULL in a china shop – or is it all just a cock-and-BULL story? (Or a bunch of BULLs÷%t?)

The sabertooth advances toward Tarzan. Tarzan: “Nice kitty. Nice Kitty. You already got yourself a lot of meat, don’t be greedy… trust me, I’m not tasty… sigh Now it seems a good time to dig a pit. Does anyone have a shovel for me?”

And Tarzan got batted like a ball of wool, the sabre purred, it had never had so much fun. Then it went back to its breakfast……..

Sure let’s leave a big juicy meal before me and goes for the little skinny one hanging above.

Tarzan’s cat karma is coming back at him 7×.

Tarzan is outwitting the dim beast with his piñata imitation.

Which goes to show how stupid saber-tooths are. A thag in the paw is worth two ape-men in the tree.

That was quick. I thought it was going to be a long, drawn out battle. And I lost my money as I had it on the bull.

Shouldn’t that read “The Sabre-Tooth LEPT” upon….."? Double breakfast for that long-toothed pussycat coming, or not……we have our doubts.

Oh, goodie! A quick, clean death for T-Zan and this boring story ends!

Karate… CHOP! Who knew smilodons were martial arts masters? I guess those magnificent chompers are just to impress the lady cats, eh? Still, Tarzan better watch out with this one. A black belt saber tooth cat ain’t nothing to mess with. Especially if you are dangling upside down like a sucker pop on a string.