Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 08, 2023

He had the “beast” of intentions.

Wow. Forget lions and all. Tarzan kill big dinosauresque lizard creature with only one little knife. And he not even needed to dig a pit for it even.

Well, the horn came in useful. I knew that horned beast reminded me of something. Its cousin was in the original “Flash Gordon” strip from 1934!

https://archive.org/details/FlashGordonFirstNewspaperComicStripJan71934ThruApril81934/page/n1/mode/2up

Wait, how did Mark get into this and why is Tarzan killing him? I thought his argument was with the giant lizard?

And….it’s dead. Wolf will be impressed again.

Saurian steaks for breakfast

That poor little kindergarten kid is gonna be very upset when he learns that Tarzan killed his favorite lizard!

Tarzan has really outdone himself this time. Taking down some kind of dinosaur creature with only a knife. Who would have thought that was even possible? Go Tarzan!

Tarzan was lucky it wasn’t a sanely-pulsing jugular.

Millions of years of survival, dispatched in 5 minutes by the “Lord of the Jungle”

It’s like a Tarzan Video Game; The Boss Monster’s weak point is “Lit Up”, so you know where to strike… ☺

So that’s why Nessie is not spotted anymore…

The eyes were right there. Tarzan has to showboat and make it harder than it has to be.

Go for the eyes.

All that bony armor, and an unprotected, madly pulsing jugular. That seems like a serious design flaw. No wonder they went extinct.

That’s a great lizard!

Join us tomorrow, when Tarzan is arrested by Fish & Wildlife for killing an endangered animal.

Oh, great. “Jungle man knives dinosaur-like thing to death!” Who’d believe that news story?