Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 21, 2023

“Backstabbing bivouac.”

All em treasonous troubles she has to goes through in those days eh. These days she just gets divorce and gets that diamond and kingdom as settlement.

This relationship’s off to a rocky start……

Although friends convinced Tarzan to stop wearing his high school band uniform, he refused to give up the braid awarded for loudest toot.

Tarzan will have to do some marriage counselling before they leave this town.

Tarzan and D’Arnot figure that Tira will double cross them so they will keep their eyes and ears open.

I wouldn’t count on being able to rule unless you get the Mother of All Diamonds as well. She’s got the Father wrapped around her little finger.

Most of them are dressed to go swimming, but no pool.

Diamonds are this girl’s best friend.

that is a deadly diamond

Sure, Ape-man, go ahead, put your trust in the would-be usurper. I mean, she’s already demonstrated the quality of her character, right? Ah, well. It’ll work out. For you, at least. You know she wants to jump your bones.

Since when do Tarzan’s leopard skin Daisy Dukes hae a suspender strap.

I know it’s supposed to be a coil of rope, but he didn’t have a rope with when they were “invited” to his-N-hers

Something Wicked This Way Comes! Tarzan quoted a classic….