Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 10, 2023

“Swooping” Tarzan beats “swiping” lion’s paws.

NUMArous shivers ran through his entire body as he murmured: “Oooh…SHEETA”

O’Rorke doesn’t have to outrun the lion, he just has to outrun the dead panther.

Eh animals usually runs away at the sound of gunshot but this lion looks especially eevil. Even hair flowing as if he a demon.

Hye Pal, this is a Black Panther, wear your glasses ! ;-)

“Oh!” Thought the lion. “First and second breakfast!”.

That panther has weirdly human looking hind legs.

9.99 all you can eat

In the instruction manual it specifically warned that the ammunition’s stopping power was limited if you were sitting under the panther.

This scene is not lost on Tarzan . Prepare thyself !

Here’s the big question. Is Tarzan going to be happy because they killed two cats together or mad because this guy took away his opportunity to kill two cats at the same time?

He fired directly into the panther’s wide-open snarling jaws without aiming… That’s pretty good aiming! ☺

Good job, O’Rorke. Swallow that pill, Sheeta! At least you left the big one for Tarzan. That’ll make him happy. The Ape-man hasn’t killed anything yet this morning, and he’ll just be unbearably grumpy until he scratches that itch. I mean, he’ll be a bit irritated with you that you made the first kill of the day, but you can plead extenuating circumstances. ;-)

HOLY SHEETA!!!!!!!

“Decisions decisions — shall I eat the scrawny human or the lovely panther? Hmmm. Well the panther’s already dead so I won’t have to fight it.”