Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 02, 2023

“Monkey crimes.”

After a while Tarzan started to moan, complaining he’s getting a headache. When one of the kids told him that it might be a tumor, he snapped: “It’s not a tumah!”

Hands off the diaper, man! – or you’ll die, apeman

You must use jungle lingo. Yes, diaper. It’s kinda like a loincloth with padding.

Is this a Tarzan version of “Kindergarten Cop”? UGH!

I’ve got no words…..

What do you children ordinarily do? Fight.

An expensive and exclusive child care center in Paris and the only person watching a roomful of kids was the director? Who marched off to show a friend something leaving someone a total stranger to the kids in charge?

I keep wondering how the strip could become less realistic, but they always find a way.

Oh, and the parents who send their kids there are being robbed.

See me tolds ya last week he will tells them kids about all those animals he brutally killed.

Oh, Tarzan! The first rule of Jungle Fight Club is no one talks about Jungle Fight Club. No you are gonna get in trouble.

Called it last week but the real clincher will be when she asks the codes if they know the numbers to the safe hidden behind the picture.

Tarzan will tell them when he grew up he didn’t use no stinkin’ diaper.

Everyone has a place in life and Tarzan is in someone else’s.

This entire terrible tale reminds me of a very dirty diaper! UGH!!

No wonder they’re crying. It’s called bored to tears.

Tarzan is so obviously out of place in a nursery school!