Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 17, 2023

Allegedly, no more dirty, “snotten” scoundrels.

Remains the old question: Well, who’s on first? (And I swear, if the little brat refuses to let the others bat first, Tarzan comes dressed as Batman and teaches him to do so)

Man these kids really has no brains does they.

But will it last?

Wishful thinking.

Did Rita have a wardrobe change, elsewise, why does the bikini change colors in the final panels?

But will the lessons stick?

Oh NO! Not still on this again….move along, move along…..I beg you!!

All’s well that ends well but you’re never exactly certain when the end is.

Tarzan: “And, speaking of knives, I’m Jonesing on having a little frank discussion with a lion or a croc. See ya…”

Nothing so sad as seeing perfectly good brats turn nice.

And if you believe in that sudden reversal of attitude, you probably believe in Santa Claus and the Lord of the Apes, too….