Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 20, 2024

“Liberty, Liberty, Liberty….Liberty.”

Bundolo! Tarzan bundolo!

You can take oor lives. But, yeh canna take oor freedom!

(Almost a quote from that dreadful film……)

“Oh, yes now I remember, that’s the signal, not that stupid owl”

Into his face boots first, nice touch Tarzan.

Are we back with the primitive natives who don’t know how to use guns? They’re brandishing them like spears. They’re back in the shadows, with guns. The bad guys are around the fire, clearly visible. Open fire.

Excellent . The tables are turned .

Wait, did we skip a day? Yesterday Tarzan was tripping Trig with Hassan sneaking up behind him. Now Tarzan has a hold of Hassan and is throwing him into Trig. Well at least the slavers have one rifle. They can shoot Tarzan and end the rebellion.

♪♫ “Everybody was Kreegah fighting (huh!)” ♪♫

Finally, the sheeta hits the fan and the Tarzanacus revolt begins! Will they boil Hassan and Trig Nelson in a huge stewpot in time for breakfast, or chop ‘em up for a fine BBQ? And, oh yeah, Nelson stupid sailor’s cap hasn’t come off yet even with a face full of Hassan!

“Where did they come from? Are those our slaves? Oh, look, they’re bringing us our guns! So thoughtful!”

Shoot first. Go out in the open when they are all dead.

Wong stopped by and said he knew how to handle this, “Here blonde, put on some of this royal princess treasure, and ignore the blood”