Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 06, 2024

I speak spider language. chk chk chk!

Truly not “Nature’s Valley”.

Finally! Something Apey can’t kill with one stabby-stab!

Spiders. Why it has to be spiders!

“Why can’t it be butterflies? " (Almost a quote from Ron Weasley……)…..

Would not be a problem, if only they wore shoes.

The good news is that they also speak English.

Tarzan said, “Quickly! We must dance the Fandango as it has never been done before!”

Stifling a cry: Tarzan she is a keeper

Ooh bummer. Your knife won’t be any help with these little horrors. There was an old-time dance called “The Bristol Stomp”, perhaps that would come in handy now.

“Spiders! Why couldn’t it have been snakes?”

Tarzan says “Hmmm…..maybe we WILL go the other way after all.”.

Quick, we need an Orkin phone number

Ah, so Tarzan also has a “Spidey-Sense”…

Just wait until those spider’s mother arrives, much, much larger and more hungry than her offspring! Amra looks a though she’s having her 19th nervous breakdown!!

What makes insects ‘spiderlike’? Having eight legs? But then how are they ‘insects’?

Fortunately, spiders are one of the jungle creatures befriended by Tarzan. He makes a barely-audible sound and the spiders weave him a silk shirt.

mmmmm! Thems good eatin’!

Silly toons wandered off the Tarzan set and into Kingdom of the Spiders. Where’s Bill Shatner when you need him?

Spider like nothin, they’s the real deal.