Tarzan writes a complaint to the illustrator: “What the **** it supposed to mean?! Why do I have to be a babysitter to this old geezer?! I demand a story arc with an evil hottie queen and at least one lion!”
“So I shells out every penny I haz to bring me cart and horse here to Africa, ‘cause no one bought my stuff in America. An’ I finds no one gots cash in the middle of the jungle.”
A guy that dumb would have drowned when he tried to use his horse to bring him across the Atlantic.
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 2 months ago
“Feed” him to the piranhas.
Thomas about 2 months ago
Tarzan writes a complaint to the illustrator: “What the **** it supposed to mean?! Why do I have to be a babysitter to this old geezer?! I demand a story arc with an evil hottie queen and at least one lion!”
BigDaveGlass about 2 months ago
He thought he was going to make a monkey out of Tarzan. Had a banana slip instead.
Gent about 2 months ago
“Too old to digs pits eh. That too bad old man. Me can’t help you with works. "
LawrenceS about 2 months ago
“So I shells out every penny I haz to bring me cart and horse here to Africa, ‘cause no one bought my stuff in America. An’ I finds no one gots cash in the middle of the jungle.”
A guy that dumb would have drowned when he tried to use his horse to bring him across the Atlantic.
Out of the Past about 2 months ago
He sells beads and stuff. Of course, stuff is where the money is.
Trespassers W about 2 months ago
The End! On to the next exciting adventure!
Yeah, yeah, I know. We still have 2 or 3 months of this clown to go. Sigh.
Old Comic Strip Lover about 2 months ago
Narrator: Tarzan felt sorry for the old man so he bought a couple of beads and stuff off of him and sent him on his way.
Out of the Past about 2 months ago
The artwork is good, for such a stupid story.
anomaly about 2 months ago
And the natives make a living selling him sticks.
profkatz about 2 months ago
Feed this crotchity old fool to the monkeys who will pull him apart and sell his vintage blue jeans to those A-rab slavers!