Tarzan writes a complaint to the illustrator: “What the **** it supposed to mean?! Why do I have to be a babysitter to this old geezer?! I demand a story arc with an evil hottie queen and at least one lion!”
“So I shells out every penny I haz to bring me cart and horse here to Africa, ‘cause no one bought my stuff in America. An’ I finds no one gots cash in the middle of the jungle.”
A guy that dumb would have drowned when he tried to use his horse to bring him across the Atlantic.
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 6 hours ago
“Feed” him to the piranhas.
Thomas about 2 hours ago
Tarzan writes a complaint to the illustrator: “What the **** it supposed to mean?! Why do I have to be a babysitter to this old geezer?! I demand a story arc with an evil hottie queen and at least one lion!”
BigDaveGlass about 2 hours ago
He thought he was going to make a monkey out of Tarzan. Had a banana slip instead.
Gent about 2 hours ago
“Too old to digs pits eh. That too bad old man. Me can’t help you with works. "
LawrenceS about 1 hour ago
“So I shells out every penny I haz to bring me cart and horse here to Africa, ‘cause no one bought my stuff in America. An’ I finds no one gots cash in the middle of the jungle.”
A guy that dumb would have drowned when he tried to use his horse to bring him across the Atlantic.
Out of the Past about 1 hour ago
He sells beads and stuff. Of course, stuff is where the money is.