Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 19, 2024

No matter how ornate, Tarzan will blow this “pop stand”.

You would think a place with this kind of splendor would clean the skulls out of the street.

You gotta wonder why anyone would haul in tons of valuable building materials and send hundreds of workmen to build such an elaborate palace in the middle of nowhere… Or, maybe it would be better not to wonder because there is no good answer.

Meanwhile, it is worth wondering why the bandits – desperate to save the life of their leader – didn’t give him a fatal dose of Wrong-Way Harrigan’s snake oil out in the oasis rather than hours or days of rough travel before administering it.

Meanwhile, in the the back of the wagon, Tarzan is thinking; “Oh great, yet another lost civilization. Doesn’t this author have any other plots?” “On the other hand a lust starved, half-naked princess has to be better company than the old man”

Harrigan: “Wow, that dome can yawn! Can it sneeze and belch, too?”

Wait a minaret. What’s that doing there?

Whoa. Thems is wents all the way to the middle east eh.

What? You mean they didn’t have to cross a swamp and deal with some frogmen in order to get here?