Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 21, 2024

“Bacchanalian bilge.”

Middle panel. The guy on the far left has not seen a woman for a long time. If ever.

Bad enough you let the wounded man suffer through days of travel, now you’re going to hold a feast before you treat the wound?

If his wound can waits for that long then it ain’t no serious wound. Yeah so let’s we all song and dance and makes merry and feasts like keengs for tis just a flesh scratch on him see.

Geeze, never trust a man who curls his hair, his sideburns, his moustache AND his goatee. Oh yeah—I forgot about his curly toed shoes.

Tarzan’s thinking, this place is only getting one star from me.

Judging by their smiles, Harrigan and Rambul probably share the same thought “what a fool… he actually fell for that B-S…”

Sure, they’re binding him hand and foot to the pillar but did they take away his knife?

When I hear ‘Nether Regions’ I’m thinking of body parts

Those belly-dancing harem girls will have their way with Hard-On, er….Hard Luck before he even sees a sheckel of gold and his hardluck heart gives out.

Tarzan makes a guest appearance on “WuMo” today. I don’t understand the joke, but there he is.

Tarzan gives his famous distress call and the rats come and chew the ropes.