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Okay antelope. For your crimes against greenery and vegetation you is hereby sentenced to death by hanging. How he get antelope in noose anyways. Thems is too fast and alert creatures to walks into one of that like that.
I have some meals at my house for Tarzan, he can clean up the squirrels anytime. But how to attract the T-man… hmmm; I start by killing a Ra-raccoon, and wearing it’s hide. Then attack Pusha-poodles, Tarzan’s long time friends. Tarzan will sees the problem, blame Ra, he gets here sees my disguise throws me into the green bin, but then he is now top of the food chain, and the tree rats are history.
Well, Tarzan is doing what he was taught; and truly when you look at the state of this world, humanity doesn’t seem to be very far out of the caves anyway.
Usually Tarzan doesn’t revert to apehood unless he has been bonk-bonked on the head by something. Oh, that’s right. Sabor bonk-bonked him on the head a few days ago.
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 13 hours ago
This is one of Tarzan’s primal “callings”.
charliefarmrhere about 13 hours ago
But doesn’t he need a knife to finish the kill, and cut up the meat?
Gent about 10 hours ago
So antelope for breakfast and mongoose for dinner eh.
Gent about 10 hours ago
Okay antelope. For your crimes against greenery and vegetation you is hereby sentenced to death by hanging. How he get antelope in noose anyways. Thems is too fast and alert creatures to walks into one of that like that.
Polsixe about 9 hours ago
Anything with four legs is game on.
Trespassers W about 8 hours ago
Lose a knife and become an ape. Talk about a “thin veneer of civilization”!
joe piglet Premium Member about 7 hours ago
I have some meals at my house for Tarzan, he can clean up the squirrels anytime. But how to attract the T-man… hmmm; I start by killing a Ra-raccoon, and wearing it’s hide. Then attack Pusha-poodles, Tarzan’s long time friends. Tarzan will sees the problem, blame Ra, he gets here sees my disguise throws me into the green bin, but then he is now top of the food chain, and the tree rats are history.
Old Comic Strip Lover about 7 hours ago
Next time I’m hungry I’ll try rolling over a log and see what’s under it I can eat.
chris_o42 about 6 hours ago
Well, Tarzan is doing what he was taught; and truly when you look at the state of this world, humanity doesn’t seem to be very far out of the caves anyway.
Out of the Past about 6 hours ago
Monkey see monkey do
tarnsman about 4 hours ago
Usually Tarzan doesn’t revert to apehood unless he has been bonk-bonked on the head by something. Oh, that’s right. Sabor bonk-bonked him on the head a few days ago.
BillyJoBob69 about 3 hours ago
Those were all great comments, you can stand up and take a Bow
profkatz about 2 hours ago
There goes Tarzan decimating the poor innocent wildlife in the jungle. Someone please call PETA or the WWF!